navigation
HELLO WORLD!!!! do you find yourself in desperate need of content of your OCs or your favourite blorbos? i am here to help!
i am always open for art commissions! available payment methods via paypal or ko-fi
https://eggybakey.carrd.co/
feel free to...
  • HELLO WORLD!!!! do you find yourself in desperate need of content of your OCs or your favourite blorbos? i am here to help!

    i am always open for art commissions! available payment methods via paypal or ko-fi

    https://eggybakey.carrd.co/

    feel free to contact me on here, or any of my social media listed in the carrd!

  • Anonymous
    sent a message

    are you a girl or a boy

  • not really

  • image

    triceratops study

  • Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

  • me when i say inch resting

  • image

    amichan

  • some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you're stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever

  • image
  • image

    they're happy together

  • image
    image
    image
    image
  • image

    Cam is so cool

  • this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

    ID: A reddit post in the subreddit "unpopular opinion" by user "NoahTheLevel" that reads:  Having to call a judge "your honor" is so cringey and dumb  "Your Honor*. I mean gimmie a fuckin' break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?  I've seriously seen courtrooms where they'll say "Sir" and the judge will be like "It's "Your Honor" young man!!"  Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use "Sir" like everybody else.  It's some LARPING I'd expect kids to do. "Oh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!"  Shut up.  EDIT: I'm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, y'all, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.  EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying "it's just a title, like Doctor!". Judges have a title like "Doctor" it's called "Judge" - Doctors don't expect us to call them "Thy Healer" or some crap like that. End ID.ALT
  • Couples are always hiring me to stand next to their fake electric fireplaces and pop my knuckles, knees, hips, etc to simulate the sound of a real log burning. They can enjoy a few romantic nights this way but inevitably one or both of them develops an insatiable lust for my hypermobile and easily-injured joints and their relationship falls apart

  • image
  • image
  • image
    image
    image
    image
    image
    image
    image
    image
    image
    image
    image
    image
    image
    image
    image
    image
  • image

    they’re so precious to me…

  • 1 2 3 4 5
    &. lilac theme by seyche