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are you a girl or a boy
not really
triceratops study
Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud
me when i say inch resting
amichan
some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you're stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever
they're happy together
Cam is so cool
this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please
ALTCouples are always hiring me to stand next to their fake electric fireplaces and pop my knuckles, knees, hips, etc to simulate the sound of a real log burning. They can enjoy a few romantic nights this way but inevitably one or both of them develops an insatiable lust for my hypermobile and easily-injured joints and their relationship falls apart
they’re so precious to me…
